“You give but little when you give of your possessions,” Khalil Gibran once said.
“It is when you give of yourself that you truly give.”
This Valentine’s Day, take that maxim to its logical and ridiculous extent when you enjoin 3DEA to make, yes, a personalized sex toy out of your manhood.
So. Ahem. Here’s the thrust of it: you book an appointment with the 3DEA team in a private Eventi suite reserved exclusively for you. Note: V-Day delivery is only guaranteed for appointments held by Monday, Jan. 28th.
You (and your partner, should you choose) will be greeted with champagne, chocolates, a plush robe, and plenty of room to relax.
After you’re given a brief tutorial on the perfect pose, you’ll step into the ShapeShot photo booth – then it’s just a little je vous presente and their pro 3D photographer does the rest.
The resulting 3D image file is sent to New York Toy Collective, where they create an “intimacy-safe” (and dishwasher-safe, apparently) silicone replica, identical right down to the skin tone.
Your personalized gift is then delivered straight to your door, “in completely discreet packaging.”
So gift wrap’s up to you.
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