Oh Grub, All Ye Faithful

As any Griswold worth his squirrel tree will tell you, just because that turkey looks a delicious golden brown doesn’t mean things can’t go horribly, horribly wrong at the first touch of the carving knife.

But you can save the holidays, and your chompers, with Haven’s Kitchen’s new online store — shipping to your home (or your family’s) just in time for Christmas.

Haven’s made a name for themselves peddling small-production foodstuffs and kitchenwares out of their subway tile-and-hardwood general store and cooking school.

Now, only a couple clicks separate you from house-brand buckwheat pancake mix, spoonable butterscotch sauce, rye-tinged Hudson Valley maple syrup, and the outlandish holiday breakfast created by combining all three.

There’s also a variety of handsome canvas gift totes filled with assorted goodies from Mast Brothers chocolate to artisanal marshmallows, as well as stylish kitchen tools, from printed bar towels to cheeky cocktail glasses.

And for the gift of experience, Haven gift certs can be redeemed for chef-taught classes on everything from knife skills to champagne cocktails in their professional-grade kitchen, or perhaps tickets to their monthly supper club cheffed by famous toques from around the city.

That’s what’s cooking.

Haven’s Kitchen has generously extended their Christmas shipping deadline to InsideHook readers (so ignore their banner), but you must order today. Get hungry.