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New Yorkers have a strange relationship with wait times.
Five minutes for the subway? Reprehensible and inhumane.
Five hours for brunch? They’ll still tip you 20%, please and thank you.
If you’re willing to brave Disney-level lines for mimosas and avocado toast, we’ve got you covered — with our picks for the five best outdoor brunches in the five boroughs.
From suckling pig and live jazz on a rooftop to ramp frittatas under cherry blossom trees, this is how to do Saturday right.
Gallow Green at the McKittrick Hotel
Chelsea
You’re here because: There’s no better cure for a hangover than a four-piece psychedelic jazz band, an all-you-can-eat buffet worthy of a king’s court, and hair of the dog. So much hair of the dog.
You’re brunching on: Don’t miss the made-to-order eggs and omelettes station, although the real standouts are the suckling pig, eggplant parmesan, baked salmon and fried chicken. As for cocktails? Try the tequila-forward White Widow or gin-driven Szechuander.
530 W 27th Street (map)
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Yellow Magnolia Cafe
Prospect Heights
You’re here because: You want to catch the tail end of cherry blossom season at the Botanic Gardens.
You’re brunching on: Curious delights you won’t find anywhere else, like steak and egg bibimbap or seasonal ramp and gruyere frittatas.
990 Washington Ave, Brooklyn (map)
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Le District’s Beaubourg
Battery Park
You’re here because: Open-air dining overlooking the Hudson is best with a rosé beer in hand.
You’re brunching on: Accessible French specialties like Steak Benedict and Nutella crepes.
225 Liberty Street (map)
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Boqueria
Midtown
You’re here because: Boozy brunches and tapas are a match made in hangover heaven.
You’re brunching on: Gambas for sharing, huevos con chorizo for not sharing. Followed by a tidal wave of housemade Sangria. Or bring a crowd and get adventurous with a six-spit rotisserie for large-format feasts like whole suckling pig.
260 West 40th Street (map)
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Cecconi’s
Dumbo
You’re here because: Water views, pizza and excellent people watching along the promenade.
You’re dining on: Black truffle, zucchini blossom, goat cheese and a side of smoked salmon – if you know what’s good for you.
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