Luke Winkie

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This Year's March Madness Is Going to Be Wonderfully Amateur

College basketball shouldn’t be an all-out showing of future NBA stars. If you don’t agree, you’re missing the point.

A $156 Celebration of a Band That May as Well Have Been Imaginary

"The Collected Works of Neutral Milk Hotel" is a gorgeous, frustrating reminder that we'll never get the answers we're looking for

In Praise of Professional Athletes With Extremely Nerdy Interests

Whether it's anime or video games, America's most elite athletes are geeking out with wondrous abandon

How Prince Harry Became the Most Annoying Man in America

Imagine if complaining about your family was your only marketable skill?

The NFL Is Trying to Steal Christmas Day From the NBA

Does anyone really want to spend December 25th watching the Broncos and Rams?

It’s Almost 2023. Why Is It So Hard to Find Men’s Hair Products?

Pomade is not taboo fetish paraphernalia and should no longer be treated as such

Sports Gambling Ads Have Officially Taken Over NFL Broadcasts

Have sports themselves become ancillary to our newfound ability to legally bet on them? Watch any pro sports broadcast and the answer is clear.

Home Barbering Is a Necessary Life Skill Now

After more than a month of self-isolation, your hair looks terrible. Here's how to fix it.