Sexy Halloween Costumes

Ah, “sexy” Halloween costumes.

The last refuge for the lazy.

Of course I’m fine with scantily-clad women on Halloween … if the context is right. (As Brian Fantana said in Anchorman, “Don’t get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines.”) But taking a popular occupation/celebrity/meme and adding “sexy” before it doesn’t score you points for creativity.

Last night, Twitter was having some fun with terribly unncessary sexy getups. The highlights:

Ladies, you can be a sexy poop emoji for Halloween. https://t.co/eQ9CYvnzgG pic.twitter.com/uRCcyuYbxM

— Amber Ying (@diabola) September 27, 2016

Sexy poop emoji.

this halloween i’ll be going as sexy harambe pic.twitter.com/KWpb0BcnzY

— selfie t (@tylerfbradley) September 29, 2016

Sexy Harambe.

Did we know there was a sexy trump Halloween costume? pic.twitter.com/YDqyWcpTfx

— Maia Bittner (@maiab) September 29, 2016

Sexy Trump (dear God, why?).

Well Halloween is soon upon us and that means more awful costumes. This years worst so far? Sexy Bob Ross painting. https://t.co/tm0VOmREVX pic.twitter.com/phTkq1Uy1y

— Boyks (@HunkyFlunkie) September 23, 2016

And sexy Bob Ross painting.

You can find more terrible ideas here, like sexy corn and sexy Patrick from SpongeBob Squarepants.

And here’s a few stores that go sexy for Halloween, if you want to uncreatively ogle: Yandy, Halloween Express, 3 Wishes, AMI Clubwear and, for do-it-yourself types, 63 insanely cheap DIY sexy Halloween costumes.