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We know we don’t have to say it, but we will: 2020 has fucked us all real good: Horizontally, vertically, physically and mentally. Any which way a human being can be fucked, it happened to all of us this year.
As 2020 begins to wind down and we optimistically look toward better days in 2021, we hope you’ll consider sending this year off with a big FU by reclaiming the act of fucking.
It’s why, below, we’ve gathered some of the sexiest gifts we believe will make for sexier sex. From CBD arousal oil, luxury couples vibrators and massage candles to silky blindfolds, expensive whips and app-controlled devices, you’ll find everything you need to give the gift of mind-numbing orgasms to a partner or yourself this year.
Awaken Arousal Oil with CBD + Intimacy Natural Lubricant with CBD
Foria offers a collection of 100% plant-based and organic hemp products for intimacy and everyday wellbeing. The Awaken Arousal Oil is the brand’s best-seller — a topical made to enhance pleasure and help ease discomfort especially for those with endometriosis, vaginismus and other pelvic and genital pain conditions. And now you can bundle the beloved oil with Foria’s Intimacy Natural Lubricant with CBD, a clean-feeling lube that has quickly become a staple in our own bedrooms.
Charmed by Sweet Vibes
Wand vibrators have been a woman’s best friend since the Hitatchi first hit the market in 1968. While you can still buy a Hitatchi today, and the OG magic wand certainly still has its loyal followers, plenty of other wand vibes have since entered the space, and Sweet Vibes’ Charmed is among the newest, sleekest additions to the team. A toy you can use on a partner or that she can use on herself, a sex wand is the gift that will keep the holiday magic alive all year long.
The Master Bedroom by Dame
The Master Bedroom puts all of Dame’s best-selling pleasure products into one convenient set. You’ll get the Pillo, a comfy yet firm wedge designed to keep you supportive in any position, the hands-free Eva II that offers clitoral stimulation during penetrative sex and the easy-to-use Fin finger vibrator along with an aloe-based organic lubricant that includes a textured silicone sleeve to keep your lube protected against slippage.
maude burn no. 1
This already sexy-looking hand-poured massage candle from maude is made with skin-softening jojoba and soybean oils, so not only does it look and smell sensual, but will feel even better.
SenseVibe Bundle
Promescent’s famous delay spray for longer lasting sex meets a SenseVibe dual motor g-spot and clitoral vibe in one package. A gift with something for you and something for her, which will ultimately give you both the gift of better sex.
Kane V-wire Bra and Overt Bikini
Lingerie brand Thistle and Spire has given a lot of lingerie companies a run for their money, offering incredibly seductive, well-crafted pieces in a large range of sizes. The brand’s Kane V-wire Bra and matching Kane Overt Bikini is the perfect mix of elegance and sexy, and a set she’ll feel confident in. You can even throw in the matching Kane Garter With Removable Choker if you’re feeling frisky.
LELO Intima Silk Blindfold
In keeping with the brand’s chic and sexy vibe, this silky-soft blindfold would never be mistaken for a run-of-the mill sleep mask.
Smile Makers The Fireman Vibrator
Smile Makers offer vibrators that, well, make you smile. They’re brightly colored, uniquely shaped and approachable while still offering mind-boggling pulsations, making them perfect for beginners. This “Fireman” vibe from the brand is 100% waterproof and cleverly designed to stimulate those hard to reach places.
Blowmotion Warming Pulsating Rechargeable Male Masturbator
Let your dick experience some cutting-edge sex tech with the Blowmotion Warming Pulsating Rechargeable Male Masturbator. Featuring six vibration modes and six pulsation functions, this sleek device offers suction, vibration, heat and thrust a sensations, taking your solo sessions to another level.
Bondage Seductions Sex Game
Sometimes you want your partner to tie you up and tell you what to do, and sometimes you’d both rather just let a board game take the lead. This kinky sex game is a perfect low-pressure intro to the wide world of bondage, complete with a few must-have accessories to get you started.
Cake Spice It Up Kit
We love Cake for its groovy designs and for its all-natural, organic aloe-based lubes that are specially designed for every sexual occasional. This bundle includes all essential lubes for vagina, butt and toy play along with a pack of pre and post-sex wipes to keep you both feeling fresh.
We-Vibe Verge App Controlled Vibrating Cock Ring
This penis ring is designed to help stimulate the testicles, vibrate the clit and even hits that erogenous zone between the scrotum and anus — the possibilities are endless. Perfect for couple use and long-distance play via the We-Connect app.
LELO Etherea Silk Cuffs
Furry handcuffs may have their time and place, but when it comes to sex stuff, simple and classic is often the way to go. These sexy, high-quality silk cuffs restrain with class.
Vesper by Crave
The Vesper from San Francisco-based brand Crave is a sleek, stunning piece of jewelry that doubles as a discreet, impressively powerful vibrator so you can take your sexy adventures on the go.
FUR Fur Oil
If your partner does their own at-home grooming, Fur Oil is a must-have. This all-natural formula blends oils like vitamin A- and E-boasting grape seed and jojoba oils with antimicrobial tea tree and clary sage seed oils to soften pubic hair, clear pores and minimizes ingrown hairs, leaving them with smooth and healthier skin.
LELO Tiani 3
The TIANI 3 from Swedish intimate lifestyle brand LELO is a luxury couples vibrator guaranteed to take you to new pleasure heights while bringing you even closer together. Designed to be worn during intercourse, this sleek toy offers G-spot and clitoral stimulation for her and a few new sensations for you as well.
Lovehoney All You Need Bondage Kit (20 Piece)
For when you’re really ready to take the leap into bondage play, this kit has all you need, from blindfolds and cuffs to clamps for the parts of the body you never dreamed could be clamped.
Waterford Elegance Champagne Classic Flute, Pair
We’re sure your foreplay is up to par — but what about your foreplay’s foreplay? A sensual, romantic night calls for an equally romantic pre-sex evening, and is there any better way to accomplish that than with an expensive bottle of bubbly and a pair of elegant Waterford champagne flutes?
Flickering Touch Massage Candle
Candles are boring. Candles that melt into sexy massage oil are not.
Kiki de Montparnasse Braided Whip
Luxury lingerie and lifestyle brand Kiki de Montparnasse’s captivating Braided Whip is crafted from lambskin leather and dons a sturdy handle. Yes, it’s a $300 whip, but think of it as the pièce de résistance of your sex toy trunk.
Lovense Hush App Controlled Vibrating Butt Plug 4 Inch
This smooth silicone teledildonic butt plug from Lovense is designed for comfortable long and short-term wear whatever the distance. Just connect the Hush to the Body Chat app and you’ll be able to control the plug from anywhere, create vibration patterns and even sync to music.
Twisted Monk Shibari Rope in Tannenbaum
Bondage, but make it festive. Twisted Monk is one of the best names in quality shibari rope, and this year’s seasonal color lets you tie your partner up in evergreen like you tied your family Christmas tree to the top of your minivan or whatever.
Ice Cream by Sweet Vibes
Please note, this gift is not edible. It is, however, a cooling balm that increases nipple sensitivity and slipperiness for optimized nipple play. Can your favorite pint of Ben & Jerry’s do that?
We-Vibe Clean, Made by pjur
Cleaning sex toys sucks, but it’s an (extremely) necessary evil. Cleaning your sex toys sucks a lot less when you can give them a quick treatment with We-Vibe’s Clean Spray. Please note, this gift is best paired with an actual sex toy (see above).
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